What the worst "good" candy, in your opinion?
Like, I'm not talking about licorice, or candy corn, or mary janes, or cowtails, or any of the candies that are KNOWN to suck hairy Halloween balls.
I'm talking about the legitimate Willy Wonka stuff, and of course the Hershey's and Nestle's stuff.
For me, the worst "good" candy is Three Musketeers. WTF is that candy bar. It's a sore throat in a too-soft container, that's what. It's not satisfying to chew, it's not satisfying to swallow...it's NAMED Three Musketeers and there's nothing Three about it so false advertising, I mean, jeez, not even any caramel?
Let's face it, the Snickers is King, the Milky Way I can accept for those who don't like or can't have nuts (but srsly, why did they fuck with the nougat?), but the Three Musketeers? An entire candy bar filled with nothing but the shitty, second-rate nougat and a thin layer of fake chocolate?
Welp, I guess you all know what all the neighborhood kids are going to get, since it's going to be the only thing uneaten in this bag of candy by the time Halloween rolls around.
Like, I'm not talking about licorice, or candy corn, or mary janes, or cowtails, or any of the candies that are KNOWN to suck hairy Halloween balls.
I'm talking about the legitimate Willy Wonka stuff, and of course the Hershey's and Nestle's stuff.
For me, the worst "good" candy is Three Musketeers. WTF is that candy bar. It's a sore throat in a too-soft container, that's what. It's not satisfying to chew, it's not satisfying to swallow...it's NAMED Three Musketeers and there's nothing Three about it so false advertising, I mean, jeez, not even any caramel?
Let's face it, the Snickers is King, the Milky Way I can accept for those who don't like or can't have nuts (but srsly, why did they fuck with the nougat?), but the Three Musketeers? An entire candy bar filled with nothing but the shitty, second-rate nougat and a thin layer of fake chocolate?
Welp, I guess you all know what all the neighborhood kids are going to get, since it's going to be the only thing uneaten in this bag of candy by the time Halloween rolls around.